Unacceptable! Preposterous! Inconceivable! I’ve gone through the list of stars on theHollywood Walk of Fame, and there isn’t a spot exclusively reserved for Jean-Claude Van Damme‘s ass cheeks. They were so omnipresent in 1990s cinema that they deservemore than a star! They deserve an Honorary Award at the 2013 Oscars ceremony.
Scratch that! They deserve two awards. One for each cheek.
Bloodsport (1988):
Lionheart (1990):
Universal Soldier (1992):
Nowhere To Run (1993):
Legionnaire (1998):
